Slide Cow is owned and operated by Slide Cow Inc. We make it our duty to create awesome content and products and hold every single one of our customers and potential customers in the highest regard.
We make absolutely sure that we do not, in any way, shape, or form cheat you or deceive you.
We will not spy on you, spam you, and share your personal information with any third party without your explicit consent.
The people behind Slide Cow Inc. are honest, helpful, and really want to be in your shoes. The internet is a scary place nowadays, and we want to make it our fight to combat this. We want you to know that we do everything we can to provide a safe environment that can be enjoyed by all.
Slide Cow Inc. does not make any representations, assurances or warranties pertaining to the accuracy, currency or completeness of the content that is on this website, or any sites that are linked to and from this website.
We do everything we can to make your email address confidential. We do not, under any circumstances, sell, rent or lease our subscription lists to any third parties.
We will not provide any personal information to third parties either, including commercial companies or government agencies. The only exception to this rule is if we are compelled to do so by law.
We use your emails to provide information about Slide Cow’s content, products, and services.
We practice everything in good faith to be fully compliant with the CAN-SPAM Act. This means that all emails sent from Slide Cow will clearly state who the email is from. We also ensure that you have the ability to contact the sender.
All our emails will also contain information on how you can remove yourself from our mailing list so that you receive no further email communication from us. This is usually done by giving you the option of opting-out of our communications. You can do this by reviewing and following the unsubscribe instructions located at the bottom of every email you receive.
The only instance where you do not see an unsubscribe link at the bottom of every email is if (a) a member of Slide Cow replies to your email, and treats it as a personal correspondence to a business need or (b) a member of Slide Cow reaches out to you, which is only done if you engaged in an activity specific to Slide Cow’s activities (e.g. following up on a customer service request, making sure a product is delivered to you, etc.). In both cases, these emails are sent on the basis of you interacting with Slide Cow’s website through specific activities relevant to Slide Cow Inc.’s business (e.g. inquiring about a product, sending a customer service request, purchasing a product and not having it delivered to you due to a technical error, etc.).
We hate spam, and we know you do too.
Slide Cow Inc. prohibits the use of its website and/or products and services in any manner associated to the transmission, dissemination and/or delivery of unsolicited commercial emails (which is referred to as spam).
Nobody, including you, is allowed to use the Slide Cow website and/or its products or services to send spam Furthermore, nobody, including you, can deliver spam (or cause spam to be delivered) to any customers of Slide Cow Inc.
We want to be fully compliant with the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003 (15 U.S.C. 7701, et seq., Public Law No. 108-187, was S.877 of the 108th United States Congress). As such, emails sent, or meant/caused to be sent, to or through the Slide Cow Inc. website, products or services may not:
In line with the above, we do not authorize any forms of harvesting, mining or unauthorized collection of email addresses (or other personal information) from or through the Slide Cow Inc. website or its services.
Slide Cow Inc. does not permit or authorize anybody, including you, to use any Slide Cow Inc. products or services to collect, compile or obtain any information about its customers or subscribers, including but not limited to subscriber email addresses and any personal information pertaining thereto.
Slide cow Inc. does not allow, permit or authorize any attempt to use its website, products or services in a way that could damage, disable, overburden or impair any aspect of its services, or that could interfere with any party’s use and enjoyment of any Slide Cow Inc. product or service.
If members of Slide Cow Inc/ believe that there is any unsolicited, unauthorized or improper use of it’s website, products or services, then it may, without notice, take action in its sole discretion as deemed appropriate. This includes, but is not limited to, blocking messages from a particular internet domain, mail server, or IP address.
Slide Cow Inc. reserves the right to immediately terminate any account or service which it determines, in its sole discretion, is connected with any email that violates this policy.
There is nothing in this policy that intends to grant any right to transmit or send emails to, or through, the Slide Cow Inc. website, products or services.
Failure to enforce this policy at any instance will not amount to any waivers or exceptions of Slide Cow Inc.’s rights.
Slide Cow Inc. may also initiate legal actions to the fullest extent of the law if Slide Cow Inc. detects any unauthorized use of any Slide Cow Inc. services in connection to the transmission of unsolicited emails. This includes the transmission of emails in violation of this policy.
As a word of warning: Violators of the CAN-SPAM Act may be subject to “cease and desist” orders or penalties from the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) of up to $11,000 per violation. Criminal prosecution is also possible in the case of egregious offenders, which can result in penalties such as fines, forfeiture of proceeds and equipment. The worst offenders can also be subject to prison time.
All forms of intellectual property, including but not limited to copyrights, trademarks, and patents in and on the Slide Cow Inc. website shall remain the sole property of Slide Cow Inc. and/or its licensors.
The use of our intellectual property is forbidden without the explicit and written consent from Slide Cow Inc.
You will agree to use the Slide Cow Inc/ website only for lawful purposes, and in a way that does negatively impact the rights of, restrict, or inhibit anyone else’s use and enjoyment of Slide Cow Inc.’s website, products or services.
You will not use Slide Cow’s website, products or services to send any unsolicited commercial communications. You will not use the content on our website for any marketing activities without our explicit written consent.
There may be instances in the future where will restrict access to parts (or all) of our website, and reserve the full right to do so.
If at any point in time, you are provided with a username and password to access restricted areas of our website, you must ensure that your username and password are kept confidential.
Slide Cow Inc. may change these terms from time to time and so you should check these terms regularly.
Your continued use of our website will be deemed acceptance of the updated or amended terms. If you do not agree to the changes, you should cease using our website immediately.
If any of these terms are determined to be illegal, invalid or otherwise unenforceable, it shall be severed and deleted from these terms and the remaining terms shall survive and continue to be binding and enforceable.
THE MATERIALS AT THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTY OF ANY KIND INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NONINFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, OR FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN NO EVENT SHALL SLIDE COW INC. OR ITS AGENTS OR OFFICERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, LOSS OF INFORMATION, INJURY OR DEATH) ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE MATERIALS, EVEN IF SLIDE COW INC. HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH LOSS OR DAMAGES.
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE FTC GUIDELINES CONCERNING USE OF ENDORSEMENTS AND TESTIMONIALS IN ADVERTISING, PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE FOLLOWING:
TESTIMONIALS APPEARING ON THIS SITE ARE ACTUALLY RECEIVED VIA SPEECH, TEXT, AUDIO OR VIDEO SUBMISSION. THEY ARE INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCES, REFLECTING REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES OF THOSE WHO HAVE USED OUR PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER. HOWEVER, THEY ARE INDIVIDUAL RESULTS AND RESULTS DO VARY. WE DO NOT CLAIM THAT THEY ARE TYPICAL RESULTS THAT CONSUMERS WILL GENERALLY ACHIEVE. THE TESTIMONIALS ARE NOT NECESSARILY REPRESENTATIVE OF ALL OF THOSE WHO WILL USE OUR PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES.
THE TESTIMONIALS DISPLAYED (SPEECH, TEXT, AUDIO AND/OR VIDEO) ARE GIVEN VERBATIM EXCEPT FOR CORRECTION OF GRAMMATICAL OR TYPING ERRORS. SOME HAVE BEEN SHORTENED. IN OTHER WORDS, NOT THE WHOLE MESSAGE RECEIVED BY THE TESTIMONIAL WRITER IS DISPLAYED, WHEN IT SEEMED LENGTHY OR NOT THE WHOLE TESTIMONIAL SEEMED RELEVANT FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
SLIDE COW INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THE OPINIONS OR COMMENTS POSTED TO OUR SITE. SLIDE COW INC. IS NOT A FORUM FOR TESTIMONIALS, HOWEVER PROVIDES TESTIMONIALS AS A MEANS FOR CUSTOMERS TO SHARE THEIR EXPERIENCES WITH ONE ANOTHER. TO PREVENT AGAINST ABUSE, ALL TESTIMONIALS APPEAR AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN REVIEWED BY MANAGEMENT OF SLIDE COW INC. SLIDE COW INC. DOES NOT SHARE THE OPINIONS, VIEWS OR COMMENTARY OF ANY TESTIMONIALS ON THIS SITE, AND ARE STRICTLY THE VIEWS OF THE REVIEWER.
If you have any questions regarding the information in this disclaimer, please contact us.